Mother of the Bride Dresses 2020

So, yesterday. I came home in a less than great mood, between humidity, headache and lack of sleep. Fed cats, ate leftovers, sat down on the couch to read...woke up at 830. Read for a little while and decided to go to bed. And went to sleep promptly. Mother of the Bride Dresses 2020
Astonishing, right? It gets weirder.
Eyes pop open and I look blearily at the clock. 620, it says. I get up, shower, get dressed, put on earrings, glance up at the clock by my desk and decide its battery is dying. Because it sa ... ys 1240. I glance at my iPhone to get the correct time...
and it is 1240. Or, as all my digital devices read, 0040. I mis-read the clock upstairs! It's just after freakin' midnight.
Oh well. I go back to bed, back to sleep, get up at 0630 with everything ready.
No wonder it was so goddamn dark when I got up!
Here is a bee in some wild and delightful calico asters as a reward for listening to that tale of woe.

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